This Is Not One Of My Favorite Things

Long before Oprah was making studio audiences squeal over Josh Groban CD's and $4,000 refrigerators with TV's on the door, my girl Fraulein Maria had a song about her favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things


I'm pretty sure ColorOn EyeEnvy - Tinsel Kit wasn't quite what the perky postulant had in mind.

I don't know why anyone would actually spend $17 on this, but let's say you do...when the dog bites and the bee stings and you're feeling sad, thank your lucky stars that you didn't pay full-price ($25) for this hot mess...and then you won't feel so bad.

Easy On The Eyes

The editors at Cosmopolitan have discovered a goof-proof way to create a perfectly blended eyeshadow look. With Color On Professional Instant Eye Shadow Applicators, you just press the pre-made mineral shadow sticker over your lids then peel off to leave behind a soft wash of multi-tonal color. These single-use, hypoallergenic applicators require no makeup skills, no brushes, or secondary applicators.

Imagine an eye shadow that is waterproof, crease-proof, and long-wearing that transfers to the eyelid with just a touch. Voila – it’s like your own makeup artist on call.

Available on the ColorOn website.