Justin Theroux’s Motorcycle: Covered in Bologna

While dating Jennifer Aniston has plenty of perks, it seems Justin Theroux may have been the victim of a jealous fan and his BMW motorcycle paid the price.

Theroux’s ride was parked outside Aniston’s West Village apartment yesterday when it was vandalized with 25 slices of “what clearly was bologna.”

An eyewitness said the cold cuts were stuck to the seat, wheels, handlebars, muffler, and engine at approximately 8:00am.

The source told press, "I got the impression it was some weird message, like, 'You're full of bologna.’ The bike was in otherwise in fine condition."